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Friday, January 11, 2008

10 Type Of Girls in the IT World

Do you have women in your IT department? See if she belongs to any of the list below.

1. HARD DISK GIRLS: she remembers everything, and FOREVER.

2. RAM GIRLS: she forgets about you the moment you turn her off.

3. WINDOW GIRLS: everyone knows that she can't do a thing right, but no one can live without her.

4. SCREENSAVER GIRLS: She is good for nothing but at least she is fun.

5. INTERNET GIRLS: Difficult to access.

6. SERVER GIRLS: Always busy when you need her.

7. MULTIMEDIA GIRLS: She makes horrible things look beautiful.

8. CD-ROM GIRLS: She is always faster and faster.

9. EMAIL GIRLS: For every ten things she says, eight are nonsense .

10. VIRUS GIRLS: Also known as "wife'' when you are not expecting her, she comes, install herself and uses all your resources. If you try to uninstall her, you will lose something, if you don't try to uninstall her, you will lose everything...

Have you ever come across with this types of girls at your workplace? Well. I'm lucky enough, there's no girl in our team (gay maybe). It would have been more difficult. (^_^)

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